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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

The Swedish Chef translates a piece of crap from EarthdogFred!!!

EerthdugFred
A feur und belunced luuk et zee Fluck
Premeeoom Member
Noo Pust
THE GOOD, THE BED, END THE UGLY (Ind ooff Seesun ideeshun)
Pusted: 4/6/05 12:40:31 pm reply tu thees messege-a

THE GOOD.

1. Seneeur neeght ves held beffure-a thees cless feenished 1 und 3 veet lusses tu Meessuoori und Boocknell, oozeerveese-a it vuoold hefe-a hed ell zee imushun ooff zee Nesh/Grefes ferooell.

2. Unytheeng cun heppee in cullege-a besketbell. Iff Chrees McNooghtun cun beck hees mun under zee besket und heet a boonny tu get a 14 seed tu zee secund ruoond, meybe-a Mett Kleeenemunn cun du thet fur us next yeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

3. Veet Feltun, McCunts, Mey und Veelliems heeded oooot zee duur und Ruy chungeeng zee cumplexeeun ooff zee teem, ve-a vun't be-a seeeeng qooeete-a es mooch ooff oooor freeends frum UNC.

4. Zee Fluck hed a breeeff pereeud ooff looceed und reshunel ixpecteshuns fur next yeer's teem. Furtoonetely, zee Hemboorger Geme-a poot un ind tu thet nunsense-a.

5. Thees seesun lung feceplunt ves nut neerly es bed es Setun Hell a foo yeers egu oor Meessuoori lest yeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Su ve'fe-a gut thet gueeng fur us, vheech is neece-a.

THE BED.

1. Elex Geleendu hes trunsfferred. Bork bork bork! It's nut thet I ifer thuooght he-a vuoold meke-a mooch ooff cuntreebooshun, boot I veell meess inffooegu's imberresseeng poobleec pood vheckeengs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

2. DeUndre-a zee Geeunt epperently veell nut be-a jueening zee bellcloob. Tuu bed, thet ves a veelt ooff noo metereeel.

3. Ve-a vun't be-a cumpletely luseeng oooor noo freeends frum UNC und Illeenuis. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey veell be-a eruoond next yeer ergooeeng veet us ebuoot vhuse-a teem deserfes zee lest sput oon zee boobble-a.

4. Zeere-a is un unprecedented scheesm in zee Fluck. Muny bleme-a Meeles, Lungffurd und Geeddens fur zee seesun indeeng debecle-a. Oozeers bleme-a Selff. Es usooel, zee Fluck is vrung.

5. I meess ell thuse-a Meeles is better thun Feltun, Lungffurd is better thun McCunts, und Geeddens is better thun Reddeeck threeds. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

THE UGLY.

1. Es upperclessmee, Seemiee, Meeles, Lungffurd und Lee-a pleyed in ixectly es muny NCEA tuoornement gemes es Chenooeet und Gregury. Bork bork bork!

2. Chreestiun Leettner is remembered fur heetting zee toorneruoond joomper effter a breelliuntly cunceeefed und ixecooted 3/4 cuoort besebell pess. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

3. Zee teem ves 4-0 vhee Seemiee ves oooot. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zee teem vent 12-7 effter Seemiee ceme-a beck.

4. "Sterteeng et Furverd, a 6'8" seneeur frum Eshfeelle-a, Nurt Ceruleena . . . . . Und sterteeng et gooerd, a 6'0" seneeur frum Kunses Ceety . . . ."

5. It is pusseeble-a tu peek in Nufember veet a 9 pueent hume-a cuoort feectury oofer Veshboorn. Bork bork bork!

6. Vhu seys Gud duesn't hefe-a a sense-a ooff hoomur?

3 Comments:

  • At 8:31 PM, Blogger jwurth said…

    I love the Swedish chef stuff. 'ts gotta take you a while though.

     
  • At 10:13 PM, Anonymous paimei said…

    Am I the only one who thinks Fred has lost his "A" game since KU's exit? Usually I find him funny as hell. I mean, who doesn't enjoy a little good-natured ribbing? I'm surprised to declare his recent work "uninspired". Pity.

     
  • At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Just want to say what a great blog you got here!
    I've been around for quite a lot of time, but finally decided to show my appreciation of your work!

    Thumbs up, and keep it going!

    Cheers
    Christian, iwspo.net

     

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